Funniest Christmas Song EVER

FYI someday when I have children, they will be singing the chorus of this song on our answering machine at Christmas time! I think it's hilarious!

Oh, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy are mad.
I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas'
Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.

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I broke my bat on Johnny's head;

Somebody snitched on me.

I hid a frog in sister's bed;

Somebody snitched on me.

I spilled some ink on Mommy's rug;

I made Tommy eat a bug;

Bought some gum with a penny slug;

Somebody snitched on me

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Oh, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas

Mommy and Daddy are mad.

I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas'

Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.

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I put a tack on teacher's chair

Somebody snitched on me.

I tied a knot in Susie's hair

Somebody snitched on me.

I did a dance on Mommy's plants
Climbed a tree and tore my pants

Filled the sugar bowl with ants

Somebody snitched on me.

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Oh, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy are mad.
I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas'
Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.

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I won't be seeing Santa Claus;

Somebody snitched on me.

He won't come visit me because

Somebody snitched on me.

Next year I'll be going straight;

Next year I'll be good, just waitI'd start now, but it's too late;

Somebody snitched on me.

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So you better be good whatever you do

'Cause if you're bad, I'm warning you,

You'll get nuttin' for Christmas too.