Sorry folks, I lied.

Didn't make it to Frankenmuth. No Christmas OR Chicken Dinner for me! Instead I got needles in BOTH arms, provided the doctors with a 'sample' (those of you in the know will know what that means, if not you can guess) and have to go back to Cleveland on Tuesday for a CAT scan! boo! double boo!

D and I made the best of it. Today we are headed to Traverse City where I WILL drink wine. Lots of it.

In the mean time, let me provide you will a few motel sign translations (because obviously I'm on the up and up of trucker lingo)....

"Cheapo Rooms and Free Porn"

Your sheets may or may not be cleaned. Just sayin'

Truckers Special = more cheap rooms but no free porn. perhaps hookers? live entertainment?

Oh, and if you are unsure of what "un thru wed" means let me tell you: "Monday through Wednesday" duh! The "M" on "Mun" fell off!!

D is chastising me as I type. eh, whatever. He keeps saying "Oh, Halley!" However he did participate in turning around on the highway to drive back and take pictures of these signs so he can't say anything. ha ha

Have a good day friends, and avoid establishments like the ones shown above. : )

-H